"Oxford Comma" Lyrics
Vampire Weekend
- Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
- I've seen those English dramas too
- They're cruel
- So if there's any other way
- To spell the word
- It's fine with me, with me
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- Why would you speak to me that way
- Especially when I always said that I
- Haven't got the words for you
- All your diction dripping with disdain
- Through the pain
- I always tell the truth
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- Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
- I climbed to Dharamsala too
- I did
- I met the highest lama
- His accent sounded fine
- To me, to me
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- Check your handbook
- It's no trick
- Take the chapstick
- Put it on your lips
- Crack a smile
- Adjust my tie
- Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
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- Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
- Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
- Why would you lie about anything at all?
- First the window, then it's to the wall
- Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
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- Check your passport
- It's no trick
- Take the chapstick
- Put it on your lips
- Crack a smile
- Adjust my tie
- Know your butler, unlike other guys
- Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
- Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
- Why would you lie about anything at all?
- First the window, then it's through the wall
- Why would you tape my conversations?
- Show your paintings
- At the United Nations
- Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
